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it is take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy af
when you stop being grumpy af, you should put out Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood
"it's December 1st"
"you know what that means"
"it's take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy and put up your Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood"
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people born on this day are the prettiest bitches, they are also the biggest intellectuals and the baddest bitches.
if your born december 1st i'm not talking about you, i'm talking about my lesbian queen @vibratorbit
"omg, can you believe our queen @vibratorbit is born on december 1st??"
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This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier
that has just completed NNN
ME:hey its december 1 just completed NNN
Her: *Attachment: 6 images
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Refers to one side of a printed piece of paper (aka a sheet).
Thus 1 page = 1/2 of a sheet.
"I put my printer in duplex mode so my 22 page report will only take 11 sheets of paper."
"My 1 page letter only uses 1/2 of a sheet of paper"
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First day of pride month
Jim:hey Frank its June 1
Frank:so
Jim:so its the first day of pride month
Frank: they dont deserve a day let alone a fucking month
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That one kid who nobody hangs out with for whatever reason.
That Jeffrey 1 is weird. He tried to do that weird thing he talked about on Doug 1.
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dumbest bitch boy in the world
yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st
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