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When you get head for the entire or majority of a car ride home.
Person1- You give that chick last night a ride home?
Person2- Yeah, under one condition: All the way home dome.
Person1- Nice.
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when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.
"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"
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Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
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Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed
Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?
The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-
Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.
Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
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I am scared of Media West Home Video.
When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.
You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?
Mom: No we have food at home
A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?
Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.
Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper
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