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a plea for the release of former UFC and mixed martial arts fighter Lee Murray, who was arrested for stealing upwards of 50 million dollars from a cash depot in Europe. Murray also beat former UFC light heavy weight champion, Tito Ortiz, in a street fight in London.
"'Free Lee Murray!' he shouted, as lee murray is too badass to spend time in jail.
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Is the best looking out of the edge hill massive and they consider him a god among men, where Danny Robbins daily kisses his feet and does anything he asks because he is his bitch boy, many people around the world consider him a vision of utter perfection.
Lorna wilde - "Oh my god, Jamie Lee-green is a vision of perfection and is best looking man i know!"
Carl Walkden - "I wish, just wish, i was like Jamie Lee-green. He is like a god among men!!"
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After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
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"Zac Lee Hair" can be described as the superhuman-like ability of one's hair. Regardless of weather conditions, wetness, dryness, and/or itchy scalp and dandruff, "Zac Lee Hair" never lays flat. It is the hair that every football player strives for without the gel or hairspray. Put very simply: "Zac Lee Hair" is the equivalent of the Greek god Zeus's hair except better. Only a few people have been known to have it. Even Jesus Christ himself could never obtain the swagger that "Zac Lee Hair" has.
Will: Dude, did you see that guy?
John: What guy?
Nick: THE GUY WITH ZAC LEE HAIR!!
Will: ......Oh my god, how I would kill to have that kind of hair!
John: One can only dream.
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one of the few black serial killers; went on a killing spree around Louisiana State University in 2002-2003 in Baton Rouge. Was found gulity and is sentenced to die which has not happned yet.
We the state of Louisiana, find the defendant Derrick Todd Lee, gulity of 1st degree murder.
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The man who was framed by the government for the assassination of JFK. Oh, by the way: if you have an IQ above 20, then you would know how to spell the word "knoll".
I thought "The Lord of the Rings" was the greatest work of fiction ever written until I read the Warren Report. Lee Harvey Oswald was shot because he knew too much, you pro-Warren Report lemmings.
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~●○☆When a person is expressing how they are so ■♢happy to accomplish something♢□ or when someone finally finishes something☆●○~
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Person#1~ hey ,are you finished yet?
Person#2~ No.
☆1 hour later☆
Person#1~ I want to go out, come on, are you finished yet?!?!!
Person#2 No.
○2 hours later●
Person#1~ Alright that's it we're-
Person#2~ I'm done.
Person#1~ FINAL-FUCKING-LEE
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