A girl who is rated a 5 in the low light of the bar, a 10 after a lot of beer, and a 1 in the morning, after having sex when she was a 10.
I picked up a 5-10-1 last night, i was way too wasted.
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Add fuel to the fire. It's about to get worse.
He cheated on me but girllll!!! let me put 10 on 20, he got her pregnant too.
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Apparently how far every parent and grandparents had to walk in order to get to school. Usually without shoes.
Told to ungrateful children.
Douche-Yo dad where's my ride? You better get me that car I wanted.
Father-You should appreciate what you have now. When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to get to school.
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Doing a 9 inch line of coke off of a 10 inch dick.
"You think a 9 off a 10 is impressive. Honey, try doing a ten off a nine." - Anonymous Drag Queen.
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When someone puts a term into simple speech they are using a 10 cent word and usually obfuscating things.
Obfuscating? Way to use a 10 cent word!
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Everyone wants to date you. Your the coolest person around. You are rich. You can be a player though.
Girl/boy: Wow I want to date him/her.
other person: watch out I heard he/she is a player I do not want you to have a heart break over a boy/girl
Girl/boy: Ok I will be care ful
Other person: you better be because he/she born on the October 10 birthday
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At the end of the day, we move.
Friend 1: Kevin's going through a breakup right now...
Friend 2: Tell him to read the Boyalations 31:10 quote
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