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A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.
Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.
Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying
An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either
Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now
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the opposite of guacamole nigga penis
Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina
The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
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Ultra liberal white person who invents charges of racism against any person, any race or orientation.
The super crackers went after the college professor for his conservative views leveling charges of racism to get him removed.
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A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
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