Rural Dictionary

ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

by RichardNixonRocks December 1, 2007

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ASS

a word to say insted of fuck or somtimes shit

bob: what the ASS happend last night?

bill: that jenny girl gave me head.

bob: holy ASS!

bill: it was so ASSing hot

you can also your DICK in each of those sentences

by holyhotdicksfromhell October 20, 2009

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Sour ass is an uncomfortable condition caused by ass cheese, which is typically the result of inadequate ass wiping. As ass cheese is left unattended for some period of time, it mixes with sweat and heat, and begins to cause irritation and itching, between the buttocks and around the anus. This irritation is referred to as 'sour ass' and is exacerbated by warm climate conditions. It is a highly uncomfortable condition which is resolved temporarily by wiping the ass with wet tissue or baby wipes. However, in order to fully resolve the condition, a shower must be taken, along with a change of under-bottoms.

Chip thought he had wiped his ass enough, and returned back to work doing carpentry. As the hot 98 degree day progressed, he realized that he did not wipe adequately, and ass cheese began to accumulate around his anus and between his buttocks, causing a severe case of Sour Ass. He tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his ass, essentially wiping with his underwear. However, the foul smell was detectable even in the outdoors, and he had to return home to take a full shower and change his underwear, which now contained long brown skid-marks.

by Tom Haranger November 1, 2007

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