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People who are born on April 20 are pretty and caring asf, I'm not saying this bc it's my birthday on April 20 but you guys are hot sm
Chad: Yo its April 20 so its your birthday
Melanie: I know, that's why I'm hot!
Rose:Hey Melanie you're really pretty and kind, do you want to date?
National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single
Me: hey you know what today is..?
Them : uh April 20th.. why?
Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!
Them: okay let’s do it!
A month in which you cannot watch Anime in any form whatsoever. Increases the chance of losing virginity by 1000%
He's on No Anime April, watch him dick down every woman in town.
a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.
you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!
People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1
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National slap your bestie day.
Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you
tell your crush how you feel about her/him :)
Hey, it’s April 3rd so I’ve been thinking about you and I was wondering if you could be my girlfriend/boyfriend?