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A person who uses their phone while driving
Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes
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Exactly as you'd think, some one whose being an asshole and a bitch at a same time
"My manager Daisy is such an asshole bitch"
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when someone misunderstands what someone says, even when they spoke clearly, they are a pineapple asshole
julian: dude that plane's exaust looks like an ass
riley: a pinapple?
julian: dude your a pineapple asshole
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Some describe it as a weak kick to the face, but in actuality, the user removes their detachable penis, attaches it to the bottom of their foot and stabs the opponent in the eye with it.
The penis lies undetected because it is so small.
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a word for a person who likes alot of ham
1 dude u know what u are tencher the asshole
2 tencher the asshole,tencher the asshole i bet u got ham in ur bag
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The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.
Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!
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A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.
You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!
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