aggressively make out with your homie today!
homie 1: yo bro its August 16th
homie 2: oh emm gee i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*
National Appreciation for Sex Day.
Hey Samantha I know we are only in 2nd grade but its August 16th!
Oh look its August 4th, Kaiya's birthday.
Make sure to wish her a happy birthday.
Oh my, Its August 4th, Happy birthday Kaiya!
Why's my crush not answering me back day...
Its August 4th, I've waited long enough, you better call me back today or else dammit! Just kidding, not really! i need my BFF bad!
Mark: it's August 4th
Aly: ok what's that?
Mark: it's date your friend aly day
aly: ok let's date
mark: ok
National give your boyfriend a hickey day!
Give your bf the biggest hickey on the neck as possible!
-Dude, it’s August 4th, go to your gf rn!
-why?
-it’s the national give ur bf a hickey day!
-fuck yeah!