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A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
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A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
I WANT BABY DUDE FOR MYSELF HES SO CUTE I WANT HIM NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE BABY DUDE.
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1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.
The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
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Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.
See: skank
If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.
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An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
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A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
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A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.
ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
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