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n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids
Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!
The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.
ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.
They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers
I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".
(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)
(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!
(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)
A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"