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One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage
Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!
girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.
"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."