when a family member, usually a cousin, asks for sexual encounters
oh god it's toy boat again
When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back
When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating
When your so drunk you motor boat the belly button.
If it's ok with you, it's ok with me. The first time Andrew blubber boatedthe girl.
If someone pisses you off so much, that you never want to speak or associate with that person ever again.
Life sentence
If I find out he's done that, then that's it, he's in the boat.
If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.
“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”
Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.
We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.