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A kid that is the son/daughter of the owner of a good sized company or corporation. He or she typically rebels and fights the system. Whether it be protests, careless living, tattoos, drugs, etc.
The also typically use douche bag terms or phrases.
"Good thing you are the boss's kid!! Wink wink ;)"
This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
A common greeting among New Yorkers that is usually used in small shops, bars, halal carts, and clubs.
It is most effective as a subdued form of respect, especially when speaking with low-ego creatures like bouncers.
Pronounced "baws."
Customer: Hey boss, run me a baconeggandcheese and a coffee, regular.
Cashier: OK my friend, $4.5.
Clubgoer: Hey boss, how you doin' tonight?
Bouncer: .... Zero response, but internal validation gained
3👍 3👎
A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
Make it obvious who is in control.
Showing them who's boss is now necessary.
Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management
120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management