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To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
Hot dog and a Mountain Dew
Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."