explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

Sack Breath

That awful breath smell that you get when sucking testicals

Shut the fuck up Sack Breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sack Breath

Someone who has major dog breath and it smells as though they’ve been licking their own scrotum. Hence, producing a “from-unda” type sack breath, so bad it would cause even “Broom-Hilda” (1,500 year old cigar 🚬smoking, beer 🍺 guzzling, and cheeseburger eating witch) to cringe at the foul stench.

“Even stink would say that stinks, he’s got major “Sack Breath!”

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

Pish Breath

Someone who's breath is bad. Implying that their breath is as bad as pish (Scot; Urine)

"Aye awright pish breath, calm doon eh'

Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.

Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.