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This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy
What color of this candy shoud I chose?
As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.
That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.
That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her
When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.
Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?
Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.
Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
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When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.
"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."