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You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.
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when someone tkaes a drag of your cigarette and leaves it all gooey and wet!
you asshole, you cat-assed my smoke!
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1. a palindrome
2. a cat that has amazing fighting strengths and powers to totally beat up anyone it wants
Dude!!! Did you see that taco cat just beat up Markus?
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Idk why but this cat is so comforting and fluffy like I want him to protect me and tease me with his cute smug face calling me a boykisser omg I want to fuck this cat so much on gawd 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 I wish I could sniff his boy musk while being hugged in his fluffy fluff
I am going to fucking kill that dumbass white silly cat boykisser cat ass meme I'm tired of this dumbass cat tormenting me for being straight I aint even gay
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Someone (stereotypically a girl) who is absolutely obsessed with cats. This person will generally spend more time with their cat than their actual friends( assuming they have any human friends). This person will also kiss other people's cats (regardless the relationship with person, a cat-crazy individual has no problem kissing and holding cats of people they just met minutes before). A cat-lover enjoys those"lolcats "photos and often talks to cats, honestly believing that they can communicate with cats. A cat-lover also spends a large amount of time talking to others about cats, takes approximately 750 photos of their own cat every 3 weeks, and owns numerous amounts of cat related paraphernalia (i.e. cat sweaters, cat figurines, cat mugs, etc).
1) Wow, Lindsey is so cat-crazy. She just got a new cat and she just loves it so much that she spends hours telling others about it and won't leave her apartment.
2) I'm worried Kalli might be getting cat-crazy, she is showing some signs because she was texting photos of her cat to someone....
3)Dude, watch out for that girl. I stole her cat figurine once and I did not realize how cat-crazy she was and she went ballistic and started yelling and cussing!
Well ya man, bitches be crazy.... cat-crazy.
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its basically going down on a woman. (not bow cap that was typographical error) and the word is of jamaican origin
she never climaxes so he finds himself giving her bow cat to please her.
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A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.
"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."
"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."
"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"
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