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Little Oily Chinese Boy

He wears a suit.

Why is he so shiny?
He is a little oily Chinese boy

by Nuts289 September 22, 2023


chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.

A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.

by ponhpon September 27, 2022


Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up

Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey

by Schizophrenic Fuck February 19, 2022

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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 3, 2019


Chinesism

The feeling you get when you want to steal the West Philippine Sea

When we traveled in the Philippines my friend saw how big the West Philippines Sea is he got Chinesism.

by GlitchEcCity May 18, 2019


Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 9, 2017


chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

by That guy that is me November 19, 2015