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Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

by Hikkin December 19, 2012

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sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

by Sugar Daddy0088 October 27, 2008

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House arrest Date

A date done over the use of the internet or texting when two people cannot acctually go out. actions are normally offset by ** ~~ -- or other marks

Since i was grounded me and Joanna had a House arrest Date

by Waverly Conk March 2, 2010

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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.

"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."

by phobes21 August 29, 2011

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urban dictionary date

when you spend time just looking up words on urban dictionary for the fun of it.

Girl 1: Why didn't you finish your homework
Girl 2: I had an urban dictionary date

by sodapoplover May 16, 2016

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Take-on-a-date-able

A girl that is approachable enough to be taken out on a date.

I hung out with Ricka after school and realized that she is very take-on-a-date-able.

by awaidude January 28, 2010

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Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

by GQDK December 5, 2014

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