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The sorriest excuse for a presidential candidate America has seen since 2000.
See also: idiot
Donald Trump won't win the election.
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The messiah for inbred hicks.
Heyuh, cleedus! You comin' with me to vote for Donald Trump tuhday?
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Hey Joe! how much did you hate Donald Trump}'s speech last night?
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A person who has hair that can fly away. Also a person who got a small loan of a million dollars from his father. A rich and spoiled brat who had issues as a child because he had no friends. A person who gets money from his parents instead of working for it
The wild Donald Trump built a wall
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Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.
Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”
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the most dumbass president ever in the History of the United States the man was born without a brain. if god gave Trump a brain he would more dangerous than even most of the voters were as dumb as him to vote for trump. In the English language, Trump actually means the wind that comes out of the Ass. so basically Donald trump's mother gave birth to from her ass
guy 1 " hey you heard about Donald Trump being president"
Guy 2 " Oh that dumb fuck who was born without a brain"
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