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Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face
Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged
When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.
Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?
Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.
1.A flavor in ramen.
2. Short for Huge-Penis
1. Hey, do you like u-dong ramen?
2.That u-dong is right up yo ass!
Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".
Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!
A person who touches men in weird ways.
Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler
To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed
My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet