I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
It tell’s that the person had slept a lot
I was pillow driving for the past few days
The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.
The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.
Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina
We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon
Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.
Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!
Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.
We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.
Being really crappy at driving in an online game
Boi 1: don’t worry I got this
Boi 2: dude you are spiral driving
Bois:ded