suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

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egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

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Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

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egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

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swag egg

the coolest discord admin you could come across, generally the most swag person you could come across online

wow swag egg is the best mod ever!! :D

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Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.

I fancy a dippy egg and soldiers for breakfast

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Burnt Eggs

The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh

Adam made burnt eggs

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