Chinese Food

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

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Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

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Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

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fast food

Its like road dome except for its being done to the girl.. when a girl is driving and the guy is eating her out while shes doing so

"yeah last night i gave kelsey fast food.. it was soo much better than mcdonalds"

"yeah last night Marco gave me fast food.. i almost hit a tree"

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Soul food

Food thats good for the soul not necessarily good for body.

A: I had some soul food at that black restaurant last night.

B: How was it?
A: Great but I feel greasy and fat.
B: Thats what you get for eating soul food. Eat some cuisine at a Perkins next time.

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food lover

aka everyone

"I'm such a food lover"

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Baby food

is specially designed to contain all the nutrients babies need throughout their busy days, giving them the energy to stare at the ceiling fan, develop an unspoken kinship with the dog, or grow fungus-like whiskers all over their cheeks.

Had my baby food for the day, AND I'M READY TO GO!

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