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When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.
"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."
A very polite way to introduce yourself, greet someone, or say goodbye. Teachers love it but often raise their voice for some reason
“Fuck you Mr. Johnson when is our quiz?”
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When you fuck someone so fast you don't even have time to take your clothes off or put a condom on, so you just put your cock through your fly.
"Hey man you wanna know what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I had a Sonic Fucking with a girl I don't even know, it only lasted 1 minute"
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the aussie way of saying broken
wats wrong with ya car?? CUNTS FUCKED
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When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
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when you say something so cruel they just die
Person 1: "u dum"
Person 2: "i hope you step on a lego"
Person 1: *fucking dies*
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