Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

friggity friggity fried

When you smoke a bong and it smacks you hard it gives you major munchies and cottonmouth

Guy1 “hey brotha I’m friggity friggity fried “
Guy2 “I got you man here’s a water and a bag of chips and damn your fucked up xD”

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

boneless fries

Extra crispy french fries to the point where they don’t have potatoes (bones) on the inside.

Man, my fries are so crispy, they’re boneless fries

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.