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Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.
After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.
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Someone who tells you everything and is always there for you.
Omg did Carly tell you what I called u ?
Yes cuz she is a good friend
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A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.
whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.
21👍 5👎
There is nothing there.
you, me not gonna happen.
get it though your brain.
Friends.
Not even friends.
your ugly.
leave me alone.
Logan-"we are Just Friends."
Me-"and boom goes the castle."
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Someone who is always there for you when you need them. They wont turn their back on you and wil listen to what you have to say before going off and complaining about their life unless it's extremly important or they are giving you advice and need to give an exapmle of something that happened to them in order to help you. They are there no matter what and will cry with you, laugh with you, beat the crap outta that person who hurt you, take your back in a fight, never betray you, and someone who will defend you even if you arent around. But you're going to fight, get over it. they were there for you and if something happens you'll need them at your back so suck it up and make up. You'll be glad you did later.
Girl 1: wow...i cant believe she did that to me...
Girl 2: you dont need her you've got a true friend right here! ill beat the crap outta her!!
OR
Guy 1: He was totally hitting on my girl!! I swear if i lose her!...
Guy 2: Don't worry about it his face is to ugly for her to leave you. If he steals her ill shove his face into the turf on the field!!
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An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!
"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."
"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"
"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"
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