Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

underated fruit

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing

"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

Fruit Stripe

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.

I just fruit snack dumpling my girl in the car.