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When he or she intends to get a packet of Peruvian snow delivered.
James said to the boys, shall we get one in?
Satisfy an addict to fat and sugar.
You better Get width it, you be bout to starve!
a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.
child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED
When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.
The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.
Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.
To have your pet groomed at Petsmart or any other grooming place which returns the animal with bows tied or pinned on the ears.
"bellas getting bows at 12:15 tomorrow"
when you’re making out with someone and their lips are so thin that instead of lip to lip contact they keep rubbing their teeth against your lips instead.
bro shawty was mad cute but while we were making out i kept getting teeth. it was mad uncomfortable especially with her braces.
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To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.
Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.
Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.