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When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
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A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.
Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.
After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.
Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.
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When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
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In true defenition, To take an excessive amount of something in just one handful. If you where to take a fibbion handful from something like a bowl of chips you would take almost five hands worth of chips in one hand.
Person 1: Hey would like some chips, i love chips dont you? Only take a handful cause im kinda hungry
Person 2: Ok (a fibbion handful)
Person 1: What the fuck! thats like half my packet, and you did it with only one hand, there so huge, literally..
Person 2: BAIL WHOOPPP WHOOPP WHOOPP
Person 1: Nein my chips are all gone now
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1. masturbation
I'm going home to get me some hand love.
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When someone is striked on their (often bare) back with the palm of the hand, leaving a red imprint or red hand on their back. Can be done in the changing rooms or any other opportunity
He was getting changed and lookin the other way, so i gave him a red hand!
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A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
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