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hes a daddy and he wears Gucci and hes mine ;3
john:jenna STOP THINKING HARRY STYLES IS GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU\
Jenna:NEVER
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That bitch who locked up an entire city worth and gives 0 fucks about them.
Did you here that guy that got 20 years for a g from Kamala Harris?
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A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.
The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."
Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.
Wizard: Avada Kadavra!
Twilight fan: *dead*
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Only able to done in doggystyle, the person from behind fakes blowing his load with the usual sounds and movements that exhibit climax. Then the unexpecting party in front, believing the act is done, turns around to find the person behind about to bust a nut("AGAIN?!"). The suprise of this "2nd load" will leave the onlooker puzzled, nearly as much as houdini left his audiences!
Jenny, turning around after Forrest supposedly came, only to find him spurting on her tits as she realized she fell for a classic harry houdini!!
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The best book series ever!!!!
The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse because of his parents Lily and James Potter sacrificed themselves for him. He lives with his Aunt,Uncle, and cousin. At the end of the best series ever either harry or voldemort has to die ( i hope voldemort does!!)
H8ter: Harry potter is the GAYEST series of books in the WORLD!!
ME: HOW DARE YOU!! *shoots h8ter*
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A stoned fag who loves to play with his magic wand and can't get enough of the magical weed.
Harry Potter is considered incredibly homo-erotic by my friend Shannon.
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