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Winner of the highly coveted "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award, Kingston High pulled through in the voting above Saugerties High and the assumed shoe-in Newburgh-Beacon. Said the school's Principal "We are pleasently suprised with the voting. Many of us thought it was impossible with our up-to-date facilities, well-trained Faculty & staff, high White Middle/Upper class to a small (23%) Black minority (many of which aren't even that Thug, seriously, its like they don't even try.), compared to Newburgh at least. However, we aren't going to get cocky and go after, say Most Ghetto School in New York" she said with a knowing wink.
However, all is not well in KHS, as its Esteemed and Exclusive Volcano Worshipper's club was shut down by its creators, after the descition that the club was filled with idiot scene girls after 2008.
Said one of the founders (Who wishes to remain anonymous.) "They were totally non-thug and noncrunk. And they don't even know the definition of 'Neck'. As a matter of fact, thier sheer usage of the word 'Neck' is a neck in itself. Neck."
"It is our privlege to award this years "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award to Kingston High School."-Leroy Jenkins, president of The New York Endowment for Ghetto Schools
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A shithole school located in Lititz PA. Administration doesn’t care about anyone or anything besides getting paid. It’s hard to learn and make friends because of the depressing ass environment. The only positive features of this school are the VERY few teachers who actually care, the good food, The G.S.A, and the LGBTQ+ population of students
Employer: “And where did you graduate from?”
Me: “I graduated from Warwick High School”
Employer: “Oh I’m so sorry, you’re hired”
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School filled with mostly asians and latinos/latinas. Kind of ghetto school. Other schools like nogales say that we are a rich people school who can afford weed, drugs, etc. So we are known as druggie school. Walnut High has the rich kids, smart kids, not so smart kids, pot heads, and everything else. Although lots of kids drink, do drugs, smoke and stuff, we still have a great API score, over 800.
Nogales kids: Hey you go to Walnut High School?
Walnut kids: Yup!
Nogales Kids: Yo, I heard ya'll are smart, but lot of kids do drugs
Walnut kids: Naww, well probably less than half the school, but its cool.
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You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.
Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.
Score.
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A big school full of rich bitches with fake friends.
Me: I go to the worst school ever.
Stranger: oh, you must go to Allen High School!
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Located in a town of around 25,000 people. Multi million football stadium but team cant ever manage to make it to the playoffs. The golf team almost has more members than the band, which is never heard at halftime. Favorite pastimes of students include drinking, drugs, and sex. It is not uncommon to walk down the hall and see a dozen pregnant girls macking on their baby daddy. The poverty rate in Corsicana is extremely high, as about 75% of the students recieve free/reduced lunch. Also, it is common to smell weed in the bathroom, esp. in B hall. Somehow, the good kids are always the ones to get in trouble. The school enforces a ridiculous dress code, and the focus on it is more important than the academics. If you have connections to the right people, you can get away with pretty much anything. The Fall of 2005 wasd marked with several incidents, including a fire which closed school for 2 days, multiple lockdowns due to guns, fire drills as a result to idiots pulling the alarm in class, and several bomb threats. Come graduation time, several seniors cannot graduate due to not being able to pass the TAKS test. It is a minority-majority school, for the numbers of mexicans and blacks outnumber the white. Most people say they will leave this town once they graduate, but end up staying here, raising thier kids, and becoming thier parents, never getting out. The biggest rival is Ennis High School, "The I45 Rivalry", even though we havent beat them in three years. The only sports team that wins consistently is tennis. The school has very little success in academics and athlethics, although the majority of the budget goes to the football team, which is understandable, just like any other small town in Texas, football is the center of everything. If you attend/attended CHS, the sayings "Its a great day to be alive and a tiger" and "KEEP IT TRILL!" make perfect sense to you.
"You go to Corsicana High School?"
"Oh how many kids do you have? And where do you get your weed?"
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Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.
EXPERIENCE from Wimberley High School
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