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horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 26, 2017


Horny Obsession

This inescapable feeling of lust, and sensation. Anyone influenced by this behavior will undergo painful, yet sensational pleasure, and any victim who is unlucky to meet the lovesick will be subjected to lots and lots of severe, life-draining, baby-making activities.

For my anime and manga fans, you’ve probably known this as part of a yandere behavior and the addition to heart-shaped pupils because of this overwhelming feeling.

“…fuck… I missed this…”

She said as she kissed me for even longer. I begged her to stop, but she just kept on going…

“You have no idea how horny I am… This insatiable lust, now forever, I love it~”

She kept on doing this for the past five minutes, and it scares me.

“Tell me, how long do you think you’ll last~?”

Her voice husks and groans as she raises her hips, her pussy hovering next to my already, solid, rock-hard cock. I want to resist this, but she had me locked up.

“Tell me, Y/N, tell me how does it feel when I raise my hips, while my soaking wet, dripping pussy touches only your tip~?”

Her horny obsession is showing up even more, she’s getting more and more desperate.

by HornyRitta May 5, 2024


Nag-horny-car-aback

American pronounciation of Nagorny Karabakh, an Armenian speaking supposedly autonomous region in Azerbaijan, which until recently hosted a separatist republic od Artsakh. The transition of this territory to the hands of it's internationally recognized owner had to do with Russia, whom Amrenia has aliance with, was too busy supposedly protecting it's own people in Donbass by shooting rockets as far as Lviv to help. It didn't help that Azerbaijan is allied with Turkey, a problematic NATO member.

Yo dude, what's goin' on with that Nag-horny-car-aback thing around Georgia or somewhere?

by j637man February 3, 2024


horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 December 29, 2016


Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021


HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET

How one becomes a horny nigga

”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”

by Tato the glizzy December 14, 2020


horny nigga laundry basket

A cum used porno type

Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019