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Hello, I'm gay.

It's a way of telling a woman that's attracted to you but you hate to go the fuck away.

Woman: H-h-h-h-hello. My name is (insert name here)
Man: Hello, I'm gay.

by Golden Inferno February 27, 2017

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


i'm just saying

A phrase used in the movie "Fired Up" by Sylvia (Marg Harshman) who says very weird sayings and right after says "I'm just saying"

Person 1: What does the other team have that we don't have?
Person 2: Better cheering, hair, ass
Sylvia: Big Ass titties
Person 1+2: What?
Sylvia: I'm just saying

Sean: Let's be cocky bitches!
Everyone: Yahh!!
Sylvia: I want to cut the blonde one
Everyone: What?
Sylvia: I'm just saying

by imjustsaying266 November 22, 2009

16πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”

James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! πŸΎπŸ˜‰

Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'

by James Knox November 26, 2018

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I'm doing me

;I'm really masturbating, but i want people to think I'm giving myself time

;a subtle way of telling everyone you're masturbating

; FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

It's not you... It's me... and I'm doing me, a lot better than you did me

by jahanze June 21, 2011

26πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012

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I'm very humbled

A phrase used to be modest under false pretenses.

A. I'm very humbled to except this award.

B. I'm very humbled that so many people could be here.

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

2932πŸ‘ 8053πŸ‘Ž


I'm down for brown

Ready for anything; down to do whatever comes up

"What do you wanna do tonight?"
- "I don't care, I'm down for brown"

by serv1 April 23, 2013

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