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The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations
Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay
« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god
Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic
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Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.
u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪
mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN
The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird
John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”
Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
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ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name
Ime: what is the worst thing in the world?
someone smart: you. just you.
Ime stands for In my experience.
Person 1 is texting Person 2
"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or
Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"
Person 2: "Not ime."
A shy girl who has to much gossip in her life and eats chocolate all day on her phone with her pet hamster