ice poped

When a man shits in a condom and freezes it for 1 hour then the girl pokes herself with it

I gave your mam a ice poped yesterday

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cows on ice

milk with ice cubes in it. seven year old girls drink it thinking its a really cool fancy drink when really it just tastes like cold milk

My sister had cows on ice to drink for lunch. It tastes horrible

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Ice Festival

A rascist term harkening back to the annual festival of certain native groups in northern Russia wherein non-native ethicities were rounded up and spanked mercilessly. More recently, the term has been adopted by certain neo-nazi groups in the southwestern portions of the United States.

"Olga gave that new Pakistani at work an Ice Festival. Snaps!"

or

"Did you see Hanz and Franz showing that little chinese guy the Ice Festival? He's definitely going to have the redass tomorrow."

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Ice tony

ice Tony is to be considered to be the most successful artist of all time. He has a certified 10x diamond single called "who is ice tony." He is named along with Michael Jackson, madonna, bob Marley, and Elvis to be considered to best sellling recording artist of all time.

Yo bro, who is ice tony?

Idk who is ice tony?

"Ice tony is the greatest since Tupac."

When is that ice tony hologram gonna come out?"

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Bud Ice

THE most disgusting beer availible on the market today. Do not buy. Bud Ice is so bad, that when you drink another shitty beer after drinking bud ice, it will taste amazing.
*Use as a vomit inducer

Tom: hey Pete, want some bud ice?

Pete: sure, it will make my Natty light taste amazing!

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ice man

1) A person who resembles Val Kilmer in either physical appearance or social mannerisms, or both. 2) A person given to constantly quoting Val Kilmer's lines from the film "Top Gun." 3) An untollerable know-it-all.

Mr. Block is always certain that he is correct and won't stop telling us how dangerous and foolish we all are. He even looks like Val Kilmer. He is such an iceman.

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ice man

1. a person who has lots of jewelery, especially in his mouth

2. Paul Wall, the rapper, as refered to in the song "Grillz"

3. an eskimo

4. a person that is very cold

Its the ice man Paul Wall, got my mouth looking something like a disco ball.

Geez Bill, you've got so much bling on your grill, they should call you the ice man.

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