Noun (N).
Referring to the index finger of an uncouth Irishman.
"Get your dirty Irish milkbone out of my face man!"
A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.
I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.
The act of vigorously salting the rim of ones butt hole and allowing a partner, male or female, to lick the salt off of the rim of the ole rectum hole.
Doug is known for making the most refreshing irish margarita around. It's a real kick in the butt.
An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.
Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me
The act of tucking your trousers into your socks before soiling yourself.
"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."
A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*