Work at Home Mom

A woman who is capable of taking on children, home, husband and a job.

She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.

Rebecca's mom is always home but she said she had to work. She must be a work at home mom.

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i can work with that

pick up line for flirty, held back approval - can be ironic or sarcastic

ex) *snapchat of huge, juicy dick*

Eh, I can work with that

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didn't work out

An excuse that a guy makes when dumped by a girl, or a fat mans actions when confronted by a box of twinkies.

"What happened between you and whats her face?"
"It didn't work out like a fat man confronted with a box of twinkies."

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working the system

A clean disconnect when you poop, no need for a wipe.

Toilet paper was spotless, I'm working the system.

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work-around

See definition for "workaround".

No example given here.

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works like a hose

Performs the desired task very effectively.

This duct tape "works like a hose" at stopping the leak.

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work one up

To prepare a drug for intravenous injection addict use.

Do you want me to work one up for you?

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