Johnny from Sing

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.

Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII