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A relationship that has no label on it.. like a
friendship but more than a friendship but not
quite a relationship.
Me and her are Just friends type shii
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What to say when someone asks you something.
Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it
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when you talk to a big booty bitch and she not that atractive and all u wanna do is fuck da shyt outta her ugly ass.
2she:a lil dayday do u go wit boomshika yet?
Lil dayday:fuck naw i dont like her like dat she hella ugly i told dat bitch im just tryna bone.
2she:yea dats wut i b on mah nigga.
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Its a a cent, a single penny,(not even 2 cent, doesnt add up to your 2 cents), its useless on its own in the real world, It looks, feels, sounds just like every other penny, its not unique,the only difference from penny to penny is the road it has traveled to reach its current place at the end of the road, yes the end of the road because you are single minded just like the penny a single cent, a single penny, or single minded person(penny) will never go anywhere, but travel in the lowest of places(bottom of purses,wallets,old jars), disregarded, not respected by people, it has no real obtainable value, but at the end of the day, or year or after many years ...the pennies will eventually add up, now in vast numbers, they may appear to hold MORE value, but not really, they are still the same old dirty pennies, that dont hold much value, and the general population could care less, and will toss them aside!
steve says "I think all pit bulls are mean and aggresive, and should not be bred", so I say your" just another penny in the bucket"
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in a relationship, it means to forget your ex, forget about everything you two did together, forget about what you two shared, and simply tell yourself that your ex will never come back to you. As you do, go on and find things that will/may give you happiness. Focus on your own life and don't ever think about your ex, that she/he may upset when she/he knows that you do something that may not appreciate him or her.
hangout with another guy, while your ex is watching, or in his presence. This action shows that you leave the past and just go on with your life
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An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.
The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.
Example 1:
Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!
Example 2:
Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.
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When you do something utterly disgusting and u want to defend ur self
also a shitty excuse for being gay or having a big laptop.
He had a box with the words "hello my friend" on it. It was a prank because he had no freinds.
Also see "sam pepper" and "faggot" "its just a prank bro"
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