You know what band really sucks?

Helmet.

I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.

You know what band really sucks?

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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

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but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter

bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

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Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

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I don't know what I'm going to do with you!

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.

Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)

She knows you heard her, staging, music, murder

A reference to "Murders" by "ミラクルミュージカル"

"She knows you heard her, staging, music, murder"

"MIRACLE MUSICAL REFERENCE??"

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I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing

A phrase used by anyone who knows it. which displays a "I don't care, but i do at the same time" feel when its said.
The X can be replaced with anything, but depending on what X is changes "what" and "means", if its a person, it would instead be "who" and "is".
Usually saying this phrase, they put on a depressed tone and slur their words, specifically "sounds", and "disappointing". Usually said like : "Soounds Disappoooointingg..."

I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing.
1. Hey, meet my friend Bob!
2. I don't know who Bob is, but it sounds disappointing...
~or~
1. Try this food!
2. I don't know what food means, but it sounds disappointing ...

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