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When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin
Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in
when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge
He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave
Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting
Let the Dragon King go first it is his dragon glass
When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.
I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.
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the title of “ultimate king and all time champion” of this colourful game - Ludo is only given to smart minds.
ARTS is the most talented and skillful player of ludo king ever seen by anyone.
Carly King Myers: is an amazingly intelligent , extremely
sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣
You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.
AN INSPIRATION.
AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.
Not afraid to fuck someone up
You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
Rock my world again, King Daddy ?