making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

make like blondie

To call someone, a reference to the 1980 song “Call Me” by the band blondie

Person 1: Hey you wanna talk later tonight?
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

Chefs Make Out

Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.

« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »

We make toys

A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops

Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!

make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

Make your plate

Doing what is required to survive.

Friend 1: yo, I never see you anymore what's up with that?

Friend 2: dawg I'm working three jobs over here and have a kid on the way

Friend 1: I got you fam, you're just trying to make your plate.