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Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
Doing what is required to survive.
Friend 1: yo, I never see you anymore what's up with that?
Friend 2: dawg I'm working three jobs over here and have a kid on the way
Friend 1: I got you fam, you're just trying to make your plate.
Shadow Wizard Money Gang: A producer tag from SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
This song is sponsored by the shadow government.
bees make honey
Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
It's sometimes believed that people who commit suicide get to make the sunsets in the afterlife.
A: Don't worry, I will make beautiful sunsets.
B: Please don't give up, you have so much ahead of you.
A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops
Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!
comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!