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matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 4, 2014


Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022


Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 3, 2023


Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014


Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024


Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.

Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.

by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024


matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 6, 2009