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john doe type of name for business when you can't remember the business name, it isn't important, is obvious, or simply doesn't matter. (or you don't give a shit)
mike foolsley ford, mike foolsleys, foolsley's, etc
where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
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a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.
bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*
mike stud studd hoodie allen baseball tommy crickets
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To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.
student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?
student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.
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Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.
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Ending the conversation, at least your part of it
Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '
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A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.
Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight
Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
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The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
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