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Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured

*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!

by Mattttttttttt- MAn April 11, 2011


Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 8, 2020


Winthrop State of Mind

Winthrop is a city in southern river, Perth, Australia, situated in the lowest demographic region of Australia. Winthrop is one of the oldest cities in the county and on May 11, 400 BC, was the sixty ninth city to incorporate as of the 2010 Western Australia Census, the city had a total population of 13. which resulted in horrific gang affiliation which has now wider spread around the whole state.

Yeah, I'll hit a bitch, 'cause I got nothin' to lose (pew, pew, yeah)
Bought it all cash, I got somethin' to prove
And I'm just fuckin' with 'em Winthrop State of Mind Niggaz, I got nothin' to do

by x-cesive assasin March 27, 2019


porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017


broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023


My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

by Death Menace April 10, 2022


smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.

Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024