queen mother's grin

The "U" shaped yellow piss attain around a well used WC. It means any yellow stain on a floor but particularly around a water closet.

We will have to replace this flooring your majesty, the lino around the bog is like the queen mother's grin.

mother bird fuck

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.

I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

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old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

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Word to your mother

1. A phrase used when/after accomplishing any type of goal or achievement.

2.A person In a state disbelief followed by the reassurance of the other person.

1. Suzy: “I got the job “
Max: “Word to your mother!”

2. Zack: “I just tried weed for the first time”
Sarah: “word?”
Zack: “to your mother”

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holy suck mother

the think when you get a crazy text messege and you wanna say holy shit! but your parents are in the room

"Well mom i kinda feel like.....(recieve crazy text) HOLY SUCK MOTHER!

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ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

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dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

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