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A confusing guy who has a a lot of heart. He is everything you need but in a simplistic kind of way. He is wavering and unsure, and yet completely knowing. Sometimes it seems as though he's not there for you, but then you realize he's been there all along. Plainly, I love that guy!
You see that simple looking Nick Pittet over there? There is more than meets the eye.
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Also known as "Rocco", he is cool dude from a small town in Pennsylvania called Greenville. He pretty much just chills most the time. People say he walks around stoned, but he assures them drugs are for losers, and Nick Rock is not a loser.
Idiot: Hey I'm a really hyperactive guy addicted to sports and always being on the move and never calming down.
Nick Rock: Hey dude, you need to chill out. *turns on Three Little Birds*
Idiot: Rocco you're right, I should sit down and tune into some Marley.
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The Nick Condition thankfully rarely seen disease, with several common and a few not so common symptoms. It's created from a bacterial organism, known as a Tadiumvir (often called the Nick Bug) It is carried through sperm, and grows in the childs brain. Early childhood symptoms include misfitism and hate from the other children.
As the subject approaches puberty, the Nick Bug is fully grown, and begins to secret feces onto the brain. This confuses and poisons the brain, leaving the many symptoms listed in full here:
-Lack of Common Sense
-Lonliness
-Denial of Lonliness
-Homosexuality
-Denial of Homosexuality
-Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack
-Delightful sensations from anal penetration
-Acne
-Horribly thick and wiry hair
-Chronic fucked up haircut
-Mild hallucinations (for example, the subject making airplane sounds or believing he/she has friends)
-Lack of dress sense (large, bulky winter jackets, Dragonball Z shirts and gray sweat pants that are too tight are common)
-Interest in unbelievably childish things
-Chronic Masturbation
-Poor eyesight, requiring glasses
-Useless ears that not only prevent him from hearing you hate him, but also make his glasses fall off, requiring a rope or string attachment, often found on librarians and old bitches
-Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation
-Denial of Fucktardedness
-Freakish height
-Lack of muscle or fat
-Weakness
-Vulnerability to beatings
-A lifetime supply of Virginity
Unfortunatly, The Nick Condition is uncurable as of April 17, 2007. And we don't really want a cure either. We'd be much happier having these freaks around to pick on.
Every school, every town, every place has a Nick. What happens when they grow up? The Nick Bug dies, and its absense drives the subject into a deep depression, fueled by lack of social skills and intelligence. They usually commit a quiet suicide or sink into obscurity. However, some react dangerously, and attempt to perform a killing spree at their high school. But with their stupidity (it never fully fades) they try to use water guns, and end up crying at their failage.
Me: Woah! Check that greasy fuckhead out!
You: Wow! He must have the Nick Condition!
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1.Act of either acting black for a brief , or long period of time. When obviously doing so makes you look like a total faggot. In which case just stop, it ain't funny
2. A way to say the anatomy of a certain race and sex of a people and get away with it.....sorta
Guy #1 Dude Kate is such a Digger Nick
Guy #7 So?
Guy #1 Ah, True dat homie
Guy #7 WTF, quit being a Digger Nick man
Guy #1 Fuck, sorry
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Famous Mexican that eats boogers and believes humans lived with dinosaurs.
Damn Nick Fuentes isn't really white though.
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Youngest band member of the Jonas Brothers.
16 years old, extremely talented as he can play guitar, drums, piano, AND sing.
Is the concrete form of LOVE. <3
Known for his beautiful curls,
he is amazingly beautiful and loveable.
Though can be quiet/shy.
Has Diabetes Type 1.
Wrote 'Can't Have You' about Pancakes.
Nick Jonas, are YOU creepin'? ;
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