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Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.
A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.