Oliver is a poggers friend and is always there for you, the ladies dig him and swoon when he walks by, if you see an Oliver
you should definitely become his friend
Him: did you know the time can change
Me: OMG
Take a screenshot and send to all of the Oliver’s out their
So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
The sweetest but most traumatized boy you'd ever meet.
"Does oliver need ther-"
"Yes."
"..is he kin-"
"Yes."
"😨"
The one delusional kid who thinks he's going to take over the country
Olivers a fag
An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag
“ Oliver, can I have your number?”
“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18
An absolute legend, he is the kindest, greatest person in the world with the biggest dick, the definition of giga chad.
"I met some dude named Oliver."
"You're so lucky, if I was you I'd suck his dick every day."
"Insert Laugh Track"